It can buy a clock, but not time
It can buy you a position, but not respect
It can buy you a bed, but not sleep
It can buy you a book, but not knowledge
It can buy you medicine, but not health
It can buy you blood, but not life
So you see money isn’t everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So, Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, right??